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united awesomenicityness ~ ~ a giveaway

Ladies and jellybeans, it is with absolute hyperactivity and inappropriate humor that I give you the latest member to join the “Hey, we kind of like this bald guy” team of sponsors, the one, the only,!!

I know, it makes no sense at all. I’m a photographer. They’re a t-shirt company. Why in the world would they want to sponsor me? Well, it honestly comes down to a little word I like to call “awesomenicityness”. 

That’s right. It’s in the index of your Fast Track to Not Really Being a Photographer handbook. Awesomenicityness.

Once you achieve it, people literally line up at your door simply to give you free stuff, publish you, carry you on their shoulders while parading you around town, feeding you grapes, caressing your toes with lavender infused lens cloths…..because YOU…are rocktastical. 

OK, none of the above is actually true, except for the part about being a totally and completely fantastic online t-shirt company that I’ve loved forever, and for some reason I have yet to comprehend, they offered to sponsor me in exchange for me modeling their awesome shirts on my abnormally large and sexy body. And maybe giving a few away now and again, which I’m all for. I get to model. You get free shirts. Everyone wins. 

Except Samuel L. Jackson. He never wins.

I digress. 

All that said, I love their shirts and of course want to give one away. It’s what I do. I love something, I pass it on to you guys. *flex* 

Here’s the scoop, ready?

All you have to do is go to their website, here

Pick out your favorite style, and leave a comment below letting me know which one’s your fav. 

One week from today, a comment will be randomly picked and you, the lucky schmuck that left it, will get a free shirt from

Simple huh?

Again, this giveaway will end on Monday, October 18th. 

Many thanks and much love to for making me look way cooler than I actually am by supplying me with abnormally sexy shirts, and having the audacity to be associated with me publicly. 

Best of luck ~

  • Linda Logsdon - I like Whiskers & Rex Attorneys at AWWWW the best. First of all, Lawyers will “shed” light on your situation, “hiss” and “bark” at any objections, “claw” their way through your money, and “purr” and “wag their tails” when they get it.ReplyCancel

  • paveiphotos - OMG… “my butt hurts” it my favorite!!!!ReplyCancel

  • Andrea Murphy - Its gotta be the Sedimentary My Dear Watson shirt. Its the perfect gift for my dad: humor that mixes geology and Sherlock Holmes.ReplyCancel

  • Nikola - “Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon” is my favReplyCancel

  • Tatjanna Miller - oh man Brett, That’s a tough one….I mean all the physics and monty Python references and the elephant one just makes me *giggle* But in the end..My fav is..

    What floats in water.
    c:Small Rocks
    D: Ducks…

    Because we all know what the real answer is!ReplyCancel

  • Joe Treadaway - Toughest contest yet Brett! I have to go with the scrabble shirt…

    Sometimes alcohol is the answer!ReplyCancel

  • Christina LeMarr - Ok, that took awhile to pick, but I’ll go with “i have not yet begun to procrastinate” great site!!!ReplyCancel

  • Meg - I’ll take one of each, thank you.

    The grammar one is my favorite, closely followed by the “solve your own problems” math shirt. God I’m a nerd. #headslapReplyCancel

  • eric - i choose the “may the mass times acceleration be with you” 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Tracy - I liked the “Not a Morning Person” one!!!ReplyCancel

  • Jeremiah Daniel - I’m pretty much in love with the Cow “I am your Father” one. Sweet.ReplyCancel

  • Kelley - Dang, that was tough! Being entirely selfish, I’d have to go with the unicorn watching the winged horse fly away and thinking “Lucky”— because it made me giggle and feel sad for the unicorn at the same time. Poor unicorn. It’s like those poor ugly babies you want to tell the owners of is cute, but you just can’t, and so you say something like, “Oh, how wonderful! A baby! Gosh, that’s great… how are you sleeping?”. Or the puppy that didn’t get the cool spots and no one wants to take him home. I’d wear this shirt to work. I would become the “hip” gal in my trendy and hip t-shirt. It would be most awesome. I would wear my hip plaid Converse and low cut jeans and this t-shirt would make me feel like I was the coolest chick in the room. oh yeah…

  • Candace - So, I’m a pretty big fan of the “I have not yet begun to procrastinate” as well as the “Dear Math” shirtReplyCancel

  • Rachel - Ha! Those are hilarious! Its so hard to choose, but I think my favorite is the “choose wisely” shirt, we use the good old RPS (rock paper scissors) decision framework often at work! 🙂 i would be the hit of the water cooler!ReplyCancel

  • Brett - It’s midnight! With help from my favorite random selection website,, the winner of the shirt is comment #10, Tracy!

    If you can shoot me an email with your info, I’ll pass it along to the good folks at and you’ll get your shirt! Thanks everyone for commenting!!


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