Ladies and jellybeans, it is with absolute hyperactivity and inappropriate humor that I give you the latest member to join the “Hey, we kind of like this bald guy” team of sponsors, the one, the only, Snorgtees.com!!
I know, it makes no sense at all. I’m a photographer. They’re a t-shirt company. Why in the world would they want to sponsor me? Well, it honestly comes down to a little word I like to call “awesomenicityness”.
That’s right. It’s in the index of your Fast Track to Not Really Being a Photographer handbook. Awesomenicityness.
Once you achieve it, people literally line up at your door simply to give you free stuff, publish you, carry you on their shoulders while parading you around town, feeding you grapes, caressing your toes with lavender infused lens cloths…..because YOU…are rocktastical.
OK, none of the above is actually true, except for the part about Snorgtees.com being a totally and completely fantastic online t-shirt company that I’ve loved forever, and for some reason I have yet to comprehend, they offered to sponsor me in exchange for me modeling their awesome shirts on my abnormally large and sexy body. And maybe giving a few away now and again, which I’m all for. I get to model. You get free shirts. Everyone wins.
Except Samuel L. Jackson. He never wins.
All that said, I love their shirts and of course want to give one away. It’s what I do. I love something, I pass it on to you guys. *flex*
Here’s the scoop, ready?
All you have to do is go to their website, here.
Pick out your favorite style, and leave a comment below letting me know which one’s your fav.
One week from today, a comment will be randomly picked and you, the lucky schmuck that left it, will get a free shirt from Snorgtees.com.
Again, this giveaway will end on Monday, October 18th.
Many thanks and much love to Snorgtees.com for making me look way cooler than I actually am by supplying me with abnormally sexy shirts, and having the audacity to be associated with me publicly.
Best of luck ~